Every Once In A While Someone Without

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty.

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

One Of The Commonest Ailments Of The Present Day Is The Premature Formation Of Opinion.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.

Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.