I Dunno. I Never Smoked Any Astroturf.

We Called Pete Rose And Larry Bowa The Soup Spoons, Because They Were Always Stirring Things Up. Twenty Years Later, Nothing's Changed.

Some Days You Tame The Tiger, And Some Days The Tiger Has You For Lunch.

Ten Million Years From Now, When Then Sun Burns Out And The Earth Is Just A Frozen Iceball Hurtling Through Space, Nobody's Going To Care Whether Or Not I Got This Guy Out.

Always Root For The Winner. That Way You Won't Be Disappointed.

I Don't Know. I Never Smoked Astroturf.