I Dunno. I Never Smoked Any Astroturf.

I Have No Trouble With The Twelve Inches Between My Elbow And My Palm. It's The Seven Inches Between My Ears That's Bent.

What Is The Difference Between Astroturf And Grass? I Don't Know, I Never Smoked Astroturf.

I Don't Know. I Never Smoked Astroturf.

Kids Should Practice Autographing Baseballs. This Is A Skill That's Often Overlooked In Little League.

Always Root For The Winner. That Way You Won't Be Disappointed.