We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not

Isn't My Fur Stole Pitiful? How Unsuccessful Can A Girl Look? People Think I'm Wearing Anchovies. The Worst Of It Is, I Trapped These Under My Own Sink.

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.

How Do You Know They're Growing Up? Well, The Bite Marks Are Higher.