Washington Is The Place Where Nobody Believes

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

Sometimes The Unexpected Happens When You Don't Expect A Person To Come Up To Expectations.

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