A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black

Public Speaking Is The Art Of Diluting A Two-minute Idea With A Two-hour Vocabulary.

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

We Can't Do Much About The Length Of Our Lives, But We Can Do Plenty About It's Width And Depth.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

The Car Was Invented As A Convenient Place To Sit Out Traffic Jams