Some People Pay A Compliment As If

Some Folks Pay A Compliment Like They Went Down In Their Pocket For It.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

Fashion: A Barricade Behind Which Men Hide Their Nothingness.

The Fellow That Agrees With Everything You Say Is Either A Fool Or He Is Getting Ready To Skin You.

The Man Who Says "i May Be Wrong, But--" Does Not Believe There Can Be Any Such Possibility.