Some People Pay A Compliment As If

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.

Every Father Expects His Boy To Do The Things He Wouldn't Do When He Was Young.

It's What A Fellow Thinks He Knows That Hurts Him.

Nobody Can Be As Agreeable As An Uninvited Guest.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.