The Worst Feature Of A New Baby

Live So That You Can At Least Get The Benefit Of The Doubt.

I Don't Know Of Anything Better Than A Woman If You Want To Spend Money Where It Will Show.

Don't A Fellow Feel Good After He Gets Out Of A Store Where He Nearly Bought Something.

The Longer It Takes You To Select A Cantaloupe, The Worse It Is!

A Sympathizer Is A Fellow That's For You As Long As It Doesn't Cost Anything.