The Worst Feature Of A New Baby

As To Those Who Hoard Gold And Silver And Spend It Not In God's Path, Give Them, Then, The Tidings Of A Painful Agony: On A Day When These Things Shall Be Heated In Hell-fire, And Their Foreheads, And Their Sides, And Their Backs Shall Be Branded Therewith.

Nobody Kicks On Being Interrupted If It's By Applause.

Everything Comes To Him Who Waits, Except A Loaned Book.

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

When A Woman Says, 'i Don't Wish To Mention Any Names', It Means It Ain't Necessary To Mention Any Names.