The Worst Feature Of A New Baby

Ther's Still A Few Honest Folks Left But They Never Seem T' Find Anything You Lose.

A Grouch Escapes So Many Little Annoyances That It Almost Pays To Be One.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.

Laugh, And The World Laughs With You. Weep, An' It Keeps On Laughin'.