War For Most Men Is Not Fighting

Television Has A Real Problem. They Have No Page Two.

This Is What Makes Me Happy: ...any Music-free Restaurant ... A Grandson Who Offers To Clean The Snow Off My Driveway And Also Fix My Computer ... An Evening In Bed With A Good Book. ... A Good Night's Sleep ... As You Can See, It Doesn't Take Much To Make Me Happy.

Ascot Is So Exclusive That It Is The Only Racecourse In The World Where The Horses Own The People.

I Became A Hero To Everyone Because I Didn't Take Dialysis And Was Still Alive.

An Economist Is A Man Who Knows A Hundred Ways Of Making Love But Doesn't Know Any Women.