Don't Commit Suicide, Because You Might Change

Don't Commit Suicide, Because You Might Change Your Mind Two Weeks Later.

I Don't Know Whether It's Normal Or Not, But Sex Has Always Been Something That I Take Seriously. I Would Put It Higher Than Tennis On My List Of Constructive Things To Do.

The Best Things In Life Aren't Things.

I Became A Hero To Everyone Because I Didn't Take Dialysis And Was Still Alive.

I Earned My Stripes As A Marine, And The Corps Gets Full Credit For Straightening Me Out. At 17, I Was Young, I Was Unhappy And Most Of All, I Was Undisciplined. The Marine Corps Was The Right Service In The Right Place At The Right Time.