I Like Champagne Because It Always Tastes

I Learned Quickly That When I Made Others Laugh, They Liked Me.

Have You Ever Seen A Candidate Talking To A Rich Person On Television?

When I Got To The Hospice I Was Under The Impression It Would Be A Two- Or Three-week Stay. But Here I Still Am, Six Weeks Later, And I've Gotten So Well Medicare Won't Pay For Me Anymore.

I Just Don't Want To Die The Same Day Castro Dies

I Don't Know Whether This Is The Best Of Times Or The Worst Of Times, But I Assure You It's The Only Time You've Got. You Can Either Sit On Your Expletive Deleted Or Pick A Daisy.