I Like Champagne Because It Always Tastes

I Look At Life As Being Cruise Director On The Titanic. I May Not Get There, But I'm Going First Class.

Just When You Think There's Nothing To Write About, Nixon Says, "i Am Not A Crook." Jimmy Carter Says, "i Have Lusted After Women In My Heart." President Reagan Says, "i Have Just Taken A Urinalysis Test, And I Am Not On Dope."

The Best Things In Life Aren't Things.

I Have No Idea Where I'm Going But Here's The Real Question: What Am I Doing Here In The First Place?

Americans Are Just Beginning To Regard Food The Way The French Always Have. Dinner Is Not What You Do In The Evening Before Something Else. Dinner Is The Evening.