I Worship The Quicksand He [richard Nixon]

We Seem To Be Going Through A Period Of Nostalgia, And Everyone Seems To Think Yesterday Was Better Than Today. I Don't Think It Was, And I Would Advise You Not To Wait Ten Years Before Admitting Today Was Great. If You're Hung Up On Nostalgia, Pretend Today Is Yesterday And Just Go Out And Have One Hell Of A Time.

I Don't Mind 800 Million Chinese Drinking A Bottle [of Coca-cola] A Day, But I Don't Want Them To Bring Back The Empties.

I Can Now Say Without Hesitation The Marine Corps Was The Best Foster Home I Ever Had.

Television Has A Real Problem. They Have No Page Two.

You Can't Make Up Anything Anymore. The World Itself Is A Satire. All You're Doing Is Recording It.