Volvo — They're Boxy But They're Good.

I Wish I Had A Dime For Every Dime I Have.

The Best Car Safety Device Is A Rear-view Mirror With A Cop In It.

Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.

I'm Always Looking For Meaningful One-night Stands.

I Haven't Had That Many Women - Only As Many As I Could Lay My Hands On.