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I Certainly Did Feel Inferior. Because Of Class. Because Of Strength. Because Of Height. I Guess If I'd Been Able To Hit Somebody In The Nose, I Wouldn't Have Been A Comic.

I Am Trapped In This Body, And There Is Nothing I Can Do About It.

The Best Car Safety Device Is A Rear-view Mirror With A Cop In It.

I'm Always Looking For Meaningful One-night Stands.