I Wish I Had A Dime For

I Am Trapped In This Body, And There Is Nothing I Can Do About It.

It Seems That A Lot Of People, Who Haven't Known Of Me As A Pianist, Think I've Just Started Off As A Comedian. And So For Them The Piano Was Something Extra. But, Of Course, Playing The Piano Was Something That Came Before All Of What's Happened Now.

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I Can Hear The Music All Around Me.

When I Think Of Canada I Think Of Tonic Water.