I Wish I Had A Dime For

When I Think Of Canada I Think Of Tonic Water.

I Haven't Had That Many Women - Only As Many As I Could Lay My Hands On.

I'm Always Looking For Meaningful One-night Stands.

The Best Car Safety Device Is A Rear-view Mirror With A Cop In It.

Maybe The Memory Does Play Tricks. Increasingly, I'm Thinking, 'what Was Their Name? I Knew That Name Yesterday.' I Think That's What Happens. At Some Point, I'll Forget That I Ever Worked With Peter Cook, I Suppose, And Alan Bennett And Jonathan Miller.