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Maybe The Memory Does Play Tricks. Increasingly, I'm Thinking, 'what Was Their Name? I Knew That Name Yesterday.' I Think That's What Happens. At Some Point, I'll Forget That I Ever Worked With Peter Cook, I Suppose, And Alan Bennett And Jonathan Miller.

In The Course Of An Average Lifetime Anyone Growing Up In A House With Such A Clock Will Hear The Tune Over A Million Times.

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Music Is The Surest Way Of Reaching Someone Else's Heart.