I Haven't Had That Many Women -

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I'm Always Looking For Meaningful One-night Stands.

When I Think Of Canada I Think Of Tonic Water.

In The Course Of An Average Lifetime Anyone Growing Up In A House With Such A Clock Will Hear The Tune Over A Million Times.

Volvo — They're Boxy But They're Good.