I Haven't Had That Many Women -

I Haven't Had That Many Women - Only As Many As I Could Lay My Hands On.

I'm Always Looking For Meaningful One-night Stands.

Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.

In The Course Of An Average Lifetime Anyone Growing Up In A House With Such A Clock Will Hear The Tune Over A Million Times.

Maybe The Memory Does Play Tricks. Increasingly, I'm Thinking, 'what Was Their Name? I Knew That Name Yesterday.' I Think That's What Happens. At Some Point, I'll Forget That I Ever Worked With Peter Cook, I Suppose, And Alan Bennett And Jonathan Miller.