I Haven't Had That Many Women -

I Certainly Did Feel Inferior. Because Of Class. Because Of Strength. Because Of Height. I Guess If I'd Been Able To Hit Somebody In The Nose, I Wouldn't Have Been A Comic.

Music Is The Surest Way Of Reaching Someone Else's Heart.

Masturbation Is Always Very Safe. You Not Only Control The Person You're With, But You Can Leave When You Want To.

I'm Always Looking For Meaningful One-night Stands.

I Can Hear The Music All Around Me.