The Best Car Safety Device Is A

The Best Car Safety Device Is A Rear-view Mirror With A Cop In It.

I Wish I Had A Dime For Every Dime I Have.

I Am Trapped In This Body, And There Is Nothing I Can Do About It.

It Seems That A Lot Of People, Who Haven't Known Of Me As A Pianist, Think I've Just Started Off As A Comedian. And So For Them The Piano Was Something Extra. But, Of Course, Playing The Piano Was Something That Came Before All Of What's Happened Now.

Maybe The Memory Does Play Tricks. Increasingly, I'm Thinking, 'what Was Their Name? I Knew That Name Yesterday.' I Think That's What Happens. At Some Point, I'll Forget That I Ever Worked With Peter Cook, I Suppose, And Alan Bennett And Jonathan Miller.