Violence Won't Solve A Thing. It Makes

Did You Ever See The Customers In Health - Food Stores? They Are Pale, Skinny People Who Look Half - Dead. In A Steak House, You See Robust, Ruddy People. They're Dying, Of Course, But They Look Terrific.

A New Father Quickly Learns That His Child Invariably Comes To The Bathroom At Precisely The Times When He's In There, As If He Needed Company. The Only Way For This Father To Be Certain Of Bathroom Privacy Is To Shave At The Gas Station.

Today's Parents Grew Up With The Silly Notion That Music Was Meant To Be Heard.

All Parents Experience The Same Problems.

Why Do I Have To Feed The Kids? They Just Ate Twelve Hours Ago!