A Sail Boat That Sails Backwards Can

Repeat After Me. I Promise Not To Run Outside Of The House. I Promise Not To Run Inside Of The House. I Promise Not To Touch, Pick Up, Step On, Anything That Looks Interesting.

Every Romance Does Not Lead To Sex.

You Go And You Buy A Lottery Ticket. You've Got Just As Much Chance Of Getting Struck By Lightning As You Do Of Winning The Lottery.

I Want All This Loud Profanity In The Street Stopped. I Want People To Think About Choices.

Gray Hair Is God's Graffiti.