A Word To The Wise Ain't Necessary

Repeat After Me. I Promise Not To Run Outside Of The House. I Promise Not To Run Inside Of The House. I Promise Not To Touch, Pick Up, Step On, Anything That Looks Interesting.

You Can't Compete With Walmart. But You Can Have Smaller Businesses That Are Successful.

My Wife Was A Beautiful Woman Before We Had Children.

Even Though Your Kids Will Consistently Do The Exact Opposite Of What You're Telling Them To Do, You Have To Keep Loving Them Just As Much.

Ours Is A Youth Culture, And Like A Golf Tournament, We Honor Only Low Scores.