If You Have No Faith, You've Lost

The Essence Of Childhood, Of Course, Is Play, Which My Friends And I Did Endlessly On Streets That We Reluctantly Shared With Traffic.

The Most Important Educational Vehicle In All Life Is A Parent Figure.

My Father Walked To School 4 O'clock Every Morning With No Shoes On, Uphill, Both Ways, In 5 Feet Of Snow And He Was Thankful.

Fathers Are The Geniuses Of The House Because Only A Person As Intelligent As We Could Fake Such Stupidity.

Most Fathers And... Mothers. Only Your Grandmother And Ghengis Khan Know How To Do It.