Variety Is The Spice Of Love.

Jealousy Is The Tie That Binds, And Binds, And Binds.

Don't Waste Time Trying To Break A Man's Heart; Be Satisfied If You Can Just Manage To Chip It In A Brand New Place.

Verily, The Best Of Husbands Hath Many Raw Edges, And Many Unnecessary Pleats In His Temper, And Many Wrinkles In His Disposition, Which Must Be Removed.

Love: Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal Fall.

A Man Loses His Illusions First, His Teeth Second, And His Follies Last.