Variety Is The Spice Of Love.

After Marriage, A Woman's Sight Becomes So Keen That She Can See Right Through Her Husband Without Looking At Him, And A Man's So Dull That He Can Look Right Through His Wife Without Seeing Her.

In Olden Times Sacrifices Were Made At The Altar - A Practice Which Is Still Continued.

Marriage Is The Only Thing That Affords A Woman The Pleasure Of Company And The Perfect Sensation Of Solitude At The Same Time.

There Is A Vast Difference Between The Savage And The Civilized Man, But It Is Never Apparent To Their Wives Until After Breakfast.

When Perfect Frankness Comes In At The Door Love Flies Out Of The Window.