Variety Is The Spice Of Love.

A Husband Is What Is Left Of A Lover, After The Nerve Has Been Extracted.

Woman's Love -- A Mirror In Which A Man Beholds Himself Glorified, Magnified And Deified.

Flirting Is The Gentle Art Of Making A Man Feel Pleased With Himself.

A Man Marries One Woman To Escape From Many Others, And Then Chases Many Others To Forget He's Married To One.

At Twenty, A Man Feels Awfully Aged And Blasé; At Thirty, Almost Senile; At Forty, "not So Old"; And At Fifty, Positively Skittish.