Love Is A Matter Of Give And

Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.

Love, The Quest; Marriage, The Conquest; Divorce, The Inquest.

Woman's Love -- A Mirror In Which A Man Beholds Himself Glorified, Magnified And Deified.

When A Man Spends His Time Giving His Wife Criticism And Advice Instead Of Compliments, He Forgets That It Was Not His Good Judgment, But His Charming Manners, That Won Her Heart.

An Optimist Is Merely An Ex-pessimist With His Pockets Full Of Money, His Digestion In Good Condition, And His Wife In The Country.