Love Is A Matter Of Give And

Telling Lies Is A Fault In A Boy, An Art In A Lover, An Accomplishment In A Bachelor, And Second-nature In A Married Man.

There Are People Whose Watch Stops At A Certain Hour And Who Remain Permanently At That Age.

Marriage Is The Operation By Which A Woman's Vanity And A Man's Egotism Are Extracted Without An Anaesthetic.

When You See A Married Couple Walking Down The Street, The One That's A Few Steps Ahead Is The One That's Mad.

Marriage Is Like Twirling A Baton, Turning Hand Springs Or Eating With Chopsticks. It Looks Easy Until You Try It.