There Are Only Two Kinds Of Men;

Love, Like A Chicken Salad Or Restaurant Hash, Must Be Taken With Blind Faith Or It Loses Its Flavor.

Flirting Is The Gentle Art Of Making A Man Feel Pleased With Himself.

When You See A Married Couple Walking Down The Street, The One That's A Few Steps Ahead Is The One That's Mad.

In Olden Times Sacrifices Were Made At The Altar - A Practice Which Is Still Continued.

Telling Lies Is A Fault In A Boy, An Art In A Lover, An Accomplishment In A Bachelor, And Second-nature In A Married Man.