Marriage Is Like Twirling A Baton, Turning

A Man's Heart May Have A Secret Sanctuary Where Only One Woman May Enter, But It Is Full Of Little Anterooms Which Are Seldom Vacant.

Kissing A Smoker Is Like Licking An Ashtray.

Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Supply A Man With Food Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until We Cease To Stifle Our Sighs And Begin To Stifle Our Yawns.

It Is As Hard To Get A Man To Stay At Home After You've Married Him As It Was To Get Him To Go Home Before You Married Him.