Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day -

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

One Teacher Recently Retired With A Half-million Dollars After 30 Years Of Working Hard, Caring, Dedicating Herself And Totally Immensing Herself In The Problems Of The Students. That Gave Her $50. The Rest Of The Money Came From The Death Of A Rich Uncle.

My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She Thinks Licking The Stamp On The Envelope Of A Valentine Is Foreplay.

A Committee Is A Group That Keeps Minutes And Loses Hours.

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.