Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day -

They've Finally Come Up With The Perfect Office Computer. If It Makes A Mistake, It Blames Another Computer.

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

This Man's Wife Told Him, "for Christmas, Surprise Me." On Christmas Eve He Leaned Over Where She Was Sleeping And Said, "boo!"