I Just Bought A Great Gift For

I Don't Mind Personal Insults, But When You Insult The Jokes That I Tell You're Insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns And Allen, Trevor Mcgee And Molly Picon.

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?

The Human Brain Is Special. It Starts Working As Soon As You Get Up And It Doesn't Stop Until You Get To School.

My Wife Can't Figure Out What To Buy Me. What Do You Give A Man Who's Had Everything Up To Here?

You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder Than Your Words.