I Just Bought A Great Gift For

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"

I Bought My Son An Indestructible Toy. Yesterday He Left It In The Driveway. It Broke My Car.

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine In The World.