I Just Bought A Great Gift For

Laughter Is An Instant Vacation.

My Wife Sent Me A Valentine Card That Said, "take My Heart, Take My Lips, Take My Soul." That's Just Like Her. She Kept The Good Parts For Herself.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door, But Only As Long As It's Not Visible From The Street.

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.