Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.

The Reason That So Many Of Us Cannot Save Money Is Because Of Our Friends. They're Always Buying Something We Can't Afford.