Two Fish In A Tank, One Says

I Went To Buy Some Camouflage Trousers The Other Day But I Couldn’t Find Any.

So A Lorry-load Of Tortoises Crashed Into A Train-load Of Terrapins, I Thought "that's A Turtle Disaster".

A Friend Of Mine Drowned In A Bowl Of Muesli. A Strong Currant Pulled Him In.

I Had A Ploughman's Lunch The Other Day. He Wasn't Very Happy.

Went To The Paper Shop - It Had Blown Away.