Two Fish In A Tank, One Says

A Friend Of Mine Drowned In A Bowl Of Muesli. A Strong Currant Pulled Him In.

A Man Goes To A Fancy Dress Party Dressed Only In His Y-fronts. A Woman Comes Up To Him And Says "what Are You Supposed To Be?" The Man Says "a Premature Ejaculation." "what?" Says The Woman. The Man Explains "i've Just Come In My Pants."

I Bought Some Hp Sauce The Other Day. It's Costing Me 6p A Month For The Next 2 Years.

I Used To Be Indecisive But Now I Am Not Quite Sure

Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before.