I Went To Buy Some Camouflage Trousers

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.

My Wife Had A Go At Me Last Night. She Said, Youll Drive Me To My Grave. I Had The Car Out In Thirty Seconds.

Went To The Corner Shop - Bought 4 Corners.

A Guy Walks Into A Pub With A Lump Of Asphalt On His Shoulder, He Says To The Bar Man Give Us A Pint And One For The Road.

Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.