To Sally, Who Showed Me The Benefits

To Sally, Who Showed Me The Benefits Of The Sport Of Golf.

Oppurtunity Makes The Thief

As A Girl, She Was A Legal Prey, Especially If She Was Dressed In A Worn Black Leather Jacket And Had Pierced Eyebrows, Tattoos, And Zero Social Status.

Dear Government... I'm Going To Have A Serious Talk With You If I Ever Find Anyone To Talk To.

There Was A Whole Army Of People Who Seemed Not To Have Anything Better To Do Than To Try To Disrupt Her Life, And , If They Were Given The Opportunity, To Correct The Way She Had Chosen To Live It.