There Was A Whole Army Of People

She Had Put On Make-up In A Colour Scheme That Indicated She Might Be Colourblind.

Martin Was Dafter Than A Syphilitic Polecat - Where Do I Get These Metaphors From?

Crime Stories Are, As You Know, One Of The Most Popular Forms Of Entertainment That Exist. If You Then Try To Have Something To Say... That I Have, Of Course.

The Media Have The Ability To Attract The Craziest People To Call In Perfectly Absurd Tips. Every Newsroom In The World Gets Updates From Ufologists, Graphologists, Scientologists, Paranoiacs, And Every Sort Of Conspiracy Theorist.

Normally Seven Minutes Of Another Person's Company Was Enough To Give Her A Headache So She Set Things Up To Live As A Recluse. She Was Perfectly Content As Long As People Left Her In Peace. Unfortunately Society Was Not Very Smart Or Understanding.