I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm

And God Said, 'let There Be Light' And There Was Light, But The Electricity Board Said He Would Have To Wait Until Thursday To Be Connected.

Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It Isn't An Elephant

A Bird In The Strand Is Worth Two In Shepherds Bush

Said Hamlet To Ophelia, I'll Draw A Sketch Of Thee. What Kind Of Pencil Shall I Use? 2b Or Not 2b?

Listen, Someone's Screaming In Agony- Fortunately I Speak It Fluently