I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm

A Bird In The Strand Is Worth Two In Shepherds Bush

It Was A Perfect Marrige. She Didn`t Want To And He Couldn`t

I Cannot Stand Being Awake, The Pain Is Too Much.

I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry Secombe's Singing Until Somebody Told Me That It Wasn't A Joke.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.