If You Kill Me, I Promise You

And God Said, 'let There Be Light' And There Was Light, But The Electricity Board Said He Would Have To Wait Until Thursday To Be Connected.

I Told You I Was Sick.

Policemen Are Numbered In Case They Get Lost.

Australia, Australia, We Love You From The Heart. The Kidneys, The Liver & The Giblets Too. And Every Other Part.

Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It Isn't An Elephant