If You Kill Me, I Promise You

I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry Secombe's Singing Until Somebody Told Me That It Wasn't A Joke.

How Long Was I In The Army? Five Foot Eleven.

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.

I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm A Hero From The Waist Up.

We Don't Have Anything Planned, So Nothing Can Go Wrong.