Policemen Are Numbered In Case They Get

On The Ning Nang Nong Where The Cows Go Bong! And The Monkeys All Say Boo! Theres A Nang Nong Ning Where The Trees Go Ping! And The Tea Pots Jibber Jabber Joo On The Nong Ning Nang All The Mice Go Clang! And You Just Cant Catch Em When They Do! So Its Ning Nang Nong! Cows Go Bong! Nong Nang Ning! Trees Go Ping! Nong Ning Nang! The Mice Go Clang! What A Noisy Place To Belong,is The Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!

I Told You I Was Sick.

I Told You I Was Ill. (on His Headstone)

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

One Day The "don't Knows" Will Get In And Then Where Will We Be?