Policemen Are Numbered In Case They Get

If A Robin Redbreast In A Cage Puts All Heaven In A Rage, How Feels Heaven When Dies The Billionth Battery Hen?

I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.