Policemen Are Numbered In Case They Get

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.

I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.

If You Kill Me, I Promise You - You Will Never Take Me Alive.

Its All In The Mind, You Know.