It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c.,

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

Now That The War Is Winding Down, I Want To Say I Do Appreciate You Fellows Hanging Around Here - Just For Me.