It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c.,

I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

Our First Stop Was Red Square, The Heart Of Moscow - If Moscow Has One.

Where Else But In America Could The Women's Liberation Movement Take Off Their Bras, Then Go On Tv To Complain About Their Lack Of Support?