It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c.,

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

Sure, We Did Need The Oil In America. How Else Could Dolly Parton Get Into Some Of Her Dresses?

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.