It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c.,

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

The Firm Is Really Ahead Of The Times. It Has A Stock Market Ticker That Prints Its Report On Thin Aspirins.

Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald Mcdonald Has Hired Six Bodyguards, And That's Just To Protect His Buns.