It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c.,

Every Naval Vessel Has A Contingent Of Marines Aboard. After All, The Sailors Have To Have Someone To Dance With.

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Got Married As A One-off, And It Was So Successful She Turned It Into A Series.

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation