To Exercise Is Human; Not To Is

We Have Enough People Who Tell It Like It Is - Now We Could Use A Few Who Tell It Like It Can Be.

Love Is So Confusing - You Tell A Girl She Looks Great And What's The First Thing You Do? Turn Out The Lights!

It May Be The Way The Cookie Crumbles On Madison Avenue, But In Hong Kong Its The Way The Egg Rolls.

Lincoln Was Known To Have Walked Miles To Borrow Books, To Get The Most Rudimentary Form Of Education. So What Do We Do On His Birthday? We Close The Schools!

The Secret Of Writing Comedy Is To Know Where It's All Going, Then Get Ahead Of It.