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I Feel That If God Had Really Wanted Us To Have Enough Oil, He Would Never Have Given Us A Department Of Energy.

Every Speaker Has A Mouth; An Arrangement Rather Neat. Sometimes It's Filled With Wisdom. Sometimes It's Filled With Feet.

There's So Much Pollution In The Air Now That If It Weren't For Our Lungs There'd Be No Place To Put It All.

Lincoln Was Known To Have Walked Miles To Borrow Books, To Get The Most Rudimentary Form Of Education. So What Do We Do On His Birthday? We Close The Schools!

I Don't See Why Religion And Science Can't Cooperate. What's Wrong With Using A Computer To Count Our Blessings?