We Have Enough People Who Tell It

There Are Only Two Kinds Of People In This World. The Realists And The Dreamers. The Realists Know Where They Are Going And The Dreamers Have Already Been There.

What If The Meek Inherited The Earth And We Had To Defend Ourselves From Martians?

When We Laugh We Temporarily Give Ourselves Over To The Person Who Makes Us Laugh.

I'd Be Surprised If Ronald Reagan Doesn't Run Again. To Us It's A Second Term. To Him It's A Double Feature.

My Wife Never Lies About Her Age. She Just Tells Everyone She's As Old As I Am. Then She Lies About My Age.