Love Is So Confusing - You Tell

I Feel That If God Had Really Wanted Us To Have Enough Oil, He Would Never Have Given Us A Department Of Energy.

Wait'll Next Year! Is The Favorite Cry Of Baseball Fans, Football Fans, Hockey Fans, And Gardeners.

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

I Value People With A Conscience. It's Like A Beeper From God.

They Say Kids Today Don't Know The Value Of A Dollar. They Certainly Do Know The Value Of A Dollar. That's Why They Ask For Five.