Love Is So Confusing - You Tell

Inflation Is Bringing Us True Democracy. For The First Time In History, Luxuries And Necessities Are Selling At The Same Price.

You Wouldn't Want Alan Greenspan To Write The Instructions For Assembling A Beach Chair.

I Feel That If God Had Really Wanted Us To Have Enough Oil, He Would Never Have Given Us A Department Of Energy.

Washington Is A Place Where Politicians Don't Know Which Way Is Up And Taxes Don't Know Which Way Is Down.

A Sigh Is An Amplifier For People Who Suffer In Silence.