I Always Had One Ear Offstage, Listening

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To Be Successful In Show Business, All You Need Are 50 Good Breaks.

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My Doctor Gave Me Six Months To Live, But When I Couldn't Pay The Bill He Gave Me Six Months More.

I Always Had One Ear Offstage, Listening For The Call From The Bookie.