You See, My Father Was A Catholic

I Always Had One Ear Offstage, Listening For The Call From The Bookie.

You See, My Father Was A Catholic Priest, Greek Orthodox, But I Think He Started Out As A Jew, Then He Became A Catholic Priest.

My Mother Paid Eight Dollars A Month For Rent. When She Had It. Mostly We Were Evicted, Because She Couldnt Afford To Pay The Eight Dollars A Month.

I Never Worked With Marilyn Monroe, But If She'd Lived, I Think She Would Have Been All Right. She Would Have Been President Of The United States.

The First Girl You Go To Bed With Is Always Pretty.