An Advertising Agency Is 85 Percent Confusion

If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm, The Skunk Would Be Extinct By Now.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy In Hollywood Who Will Associate With A Producer.

I Like Long Walks, Especially When They Are Taken By People Who Annoy Me.