Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.

No Man Can Avoid Being Born Average, But No Man Has To Stay Average.

Don't Go To College, Unless To Get Knowledge.

When A Batter Swings And I See His Knees Move, I Can Tell Just What His Weaknesses Are Then I Just Put The Ball Where I Know He Can't Hit It.

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.