Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other

I Got A Curve So Sneaky It Might Be Your Daddy.

I Never Threw An Illegal Pitch. The Trouble Is, Once In A While I Toss One That Ain't Never Been Seen By This Generation.

I Used To Feel So Bad Before I Got To The Clubhouse, I Didn't Know What To Do. But When I Put That Ballsuit On, I Don't Know Where I Got The Spark To Save My Life.

They Said I Was The Greatest Pitcher They Ever Sawi Couldnt Understand Why They Couldnt Give Me No Justice.

I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I Just Always Played Baseball.