Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other

I Used To Feel So Bad Before I Got To The Clubhouse, I Didn't Know What To Do. But When I Put That Ballsuit On, I Don't Know Where I Got The Spark To Save My Life.

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

If A Man Can Beat You, Walk Him.

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.

How Old Would You Be If You Didn't Know How Old You Are?