Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

There Never Was A Man On Earth Who Pitched As Much As Me. But The More I Pitched, The Stronger My Arm Would Get.

My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do With My Nickname, But When Folks Get It In Their Heads That A Feller's Got Big Feet, Soon The Feet Start Looking Big.

It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do For A Body.

Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose, Sometimes You Get Rained Out.