Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.

Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose, Sometimes You Get Rained Out.

I Got A Curve So Sneaky It Might Be Your Daddy.

Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other Times I Just Sit.