Not To Be Cheered By Praise, Not

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

The Only Change Is That Baseball Has Turned Paige From A Second Class Citizen To A Second Class Immortal.

When A Batter Swings And I See His Knees Move, I Can Tell Just What His Weaknesses Are Then I Just Put The Ball Where I Know He Can't Hit It.

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

Go Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Life Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something May Be Gaining On You.