Those Who Welcome Death Have Only Tried

The Gent Who Wakes Up And Finds Himself A Success Hasn't Been Asleep.

Florida Was Invented For Addison Mizner's Little Brother.

To My Embarrassment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady.

A Slave Has But One Master. An Ambition Man, Has As Many As There Are People Who Helped Him Get His Fortune.

Popularity Is Exhausting. The Life Of The Party Almost Always Winds Up In A Corner With An Overcoat Over Him.