A Drama Critic Is A Person Who

To My Embarrassment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady.

God Help Those Who Do Not Help Themselves.

What Feeling Is So Nice As A Child's Hand In Yours? So Small, So Soft And Warm, Like A Kitten Huddling In The Shelter Of Your Clasp.

I Hate Careless Flattery, The Kind That Exhausts You In Your Efforts To Believe It.

A Fellow Who Is Always Declaring That He's No Fool, Usually Has His Suspicions.