Those Grizzlies Are More Like Pandas.

I Don't Hate Anyone, At Least Not For More Than 48 Minutes, Barring Overtime.

I'm Still Going To Disney World.

I Always Laugh When People Ask Me About Rebounding Techniques. I've Got A Technique. It's Called Just Go Get The Damn Ball.

America Is Divided By Economics, And We As Americans, We've Got To Do A Better Job Of Supporting Poor People.

People Always Say Turn The Other Cheek. If You Turn The Other Cheek, I'm Gonna Hit You In The Other Cheek Too.