You Know It's Going To Hell When

Say, Cuttino. What Are Those Godawful Clothes You're Wearing? Man, This Ain't Rhode Island Anymore. You're In The Nba. The Girls Have Teeth Here.

I’d Rather Have A Gay Guy Who Can Play Than A Straight Guy Who Can’t Play.

You Know What I Always Say About Basketball Whenever Anybody Tried To Tell Me The Knicks Are Gonna Be Good: They're Old. Old People Don't Get Healthy. They Die.

See, My Hope And Dream Is That People Have A Good Time Watching Basketball. It's Not Church. It's Not Serious.

You Can Talk Without Saying A Thing. I Don't Ever Want To Be That Type Of Person.