My Initial Response Was To Sue Her

Most Sportswriters Don't Know Their Ass From A Hole In The Ground.

If I Weren't Earning $3 Million A Year To Dunk A Basketball, Most People On The Street Would Run In The Other Direction If They Saw Me Coming.

If A Guy Drew A Charge On Me, I Tried To Kick Him In The Balls.

Poor White People And Poor Black People Just Don't Know How Much They Have In Common. Rich People Don't Give A Damn About Either Group.

Half Man, Half Sit-out-the-season.