I Love New York City; I've Got

Everybody In The World Has An Ego. The Only Difference Between Us Is We Have A Reason To Have An Ego.

I'm Not A Role Model... Just Because I Dunk A Basketball Doesn't Mean I Should Raise Your Kids.

People Always Say Turn The Other Cheek. If You Turn The Other Cheek, I'm Gonna Hit You In The Other Cheek Too.

There's Only 5 Real Jobs In The World. Teacher, Fireman, Policeman, Doctor And Somebody Who Is In The Armed Service. If You Don't Have One Of Those 5 Jobs, You Shouldn't Take Your Life That Serious.

What Does Politically Correct Mean? If You're Fat, Don't Ask Me If You're Fat, Because I'm Gonna Tell You The Truth. You're Fat.