Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone Who Hired

Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.

After Paying For The Wedding, About The Only Thing A Father Has Left To Give Away Is The Bride.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.

When You Make Your Mark In The World, Watch Out For The Envious With Erasers.