A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe

A Credit Card Is A Convenient Device That Saves You The Trouble Of Counting Your Change.

Some Men Take Good Care Of A Car; Others Treat It Like One Of The Family.

If You Can't Bear To Have Your Face Stepped On, Don't Try To Climb The Ladder Of Success.

The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.

Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time A Hog Helps The Community Is When He Dies.